Bruno Mars is a Lamer

You can’t really comprehend how bad social conditioning really is until you hear Bruno Mars on the radio. Seriously, if this guy wasn’t famous and had a good voice (LOL), he would be the epitome of a beta loser.

Grenade Song 
I’d catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on the blade for ya
I’d jump in front of a train for ya
You know I’d do anything for ya

Locked out of Heaven
You bring me to my knees
You make me testify
You can make a sinner change his ways
Open up your gates cause I can’t wait to see the light
And right there is where I wanna stay

When I was Your Man
Hmmm too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have bought you flowers and held your hand
Should have gave you all my hours when I had the chance

The Lazy Song

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

Then in his next song, he magically wants to be a billionaire!

How do song writers get away with writing such stupid shit.  Do you know when this type of crap works?  When you are already so attractive and so high value that the girl is intimidated by you and that the only way you can make it closer to her level is if you act fucking AFC.  But if you were that attractive to begin with, you wouldn’t be doing PU would ya?

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