Female Comedians

Okay, I learned my lesson. Never take a girl on date to see a female comedian. There is a 50% chance the comedian will complain about relationship issues and blame men for all their problems. Sets a weird vibe for the rest of the night.

 One part was funny though. She imitated how Black, Hispanic, White and Asian guys hit on her. When she got to the Asian part, she said: “They actually don’t hit on me, they are too busy hanging out with their 9 other buddies”. LOL! So fucking true. But deep down, I’m saying, she never met me.