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New Pickup Gear

Fuarkkkk… this coaching this is getting expensive.  Just dropped 1300$ on wireless transmitter gear and some peacock gear.  These girls will be fascinated about my dragon leather bracelet which of course I got from Bruce Lee personally and not Amazon.com (TBH, looks kinda gay, but its 29$, who the fuck cares!  I will report back with results!)

Oh yeah, these wireless transmitters are fucking cool.  I got 1 receiver and 3 transmitters.  Now I can hear all my students 100 feet away like a creeper.  Then when I come into set and wing these future Casanova studs, my cold read would be 100% accurate.

Walks up to a 2-set that my student opened for the last 5 minutes…

Me: “You look like a Jennifer and you look like a Sarah”
Girl: “Holy fucking shit, how did you know?”
Me: “Because I’m Squattincassanova, thats fucking how.”