My opener for RSD Brad: "Hey Brad, you sexy bitch,…
Fuarkkkk… this coaching this is getting expensive. Just dropped 1300$ on wireless transmitter gear and some peacock gear. These girls will be fascinated about my dragon leather bracelet which of course I got from Bruce Lee personally and not Amazon.com (TBH, looks kinda gay, but its 29$, who the fuck cares! I will report back with results!)
Oh yeah, these wireless transmitters are fucking cool. I got 1 receiver and 3 transmitters. Now I can hear all my students 100 feet away like a creeper. Then when I come into set and wing these future Casanova studs, my cold read would be 100% accurate.
Walks up to a 2-set that my student opened for the last 5 minutes…
Me: “You look like a Jennifer and you look like a Sarah”
Girl: “Holy fucking shit, how did you know?”
Me: “Because I’m Squattincassanova, thats fucking how.”