Short Adventures in Vegas, Aug 17-18

Girl was being an ass and back turned on me.  I noticed she had a ton of freckles on her back and I said to her back: “That’s awesome you have the constellation on your back.  I can use you instead of Google Maps to find my way home”.

I saw a girl with feather looking shirt.  My opener was “Hey, are you a female Icarus?” LOLs.

Oh, and buy your damn tickets online if you are going to a club in Vegas, makes you skip the stupid long lines.

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