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I just met a natural today. Not just any natural. Hes a 6'5 Abercrombie model look alike who basically knows all the the club bartenders and also is in business school at SDSU. God there were so many hot girls at SDSU, seriously you could sarge the campus and it would be full of HB8s or above. Its also sorority rush week, these poor girls have to wear dresses in the middle of 90 degree weather, LOL!
Its a love / hate relationship. I thank it for helping me get attraction in the club but damn... the high protein diet makes me fart a lot which kills me during a Day 2. Have you ever tried to hold a fart for 4 hours? My goodness. The thing is like jet fuel. And the thing is, it never wants to come out when you're actually in the bathroom! My intestines is trolling me seriously.