If you're a scrawny ass... forget salads, forget eating lean…
Girl was being an ass and back turned on me. I noticed she had a ton of freckles on her back and I said to her back: “That’s awesome you have the constellation on your back. I can use you instead of Google Maps to find my way home”.
I saw a girl with feather looking shirt. My opener was “Hey, are you a female Icarus?” LOLs.
Oh, and buy your damn tickets online if you are going to a club in Vegas, makes you skip the stupid long lines.