Don’t Be Stuck with a Limp Dick

Don’t Be Stuck with a Limp Dick

I will tell you guys a funny story.  It was 3 years ago and one of my first car pulls.  I met this girl off Plenty of Fish while I was visiting family in Seattle.  First night back and I set up a day 2.  Met at Starbucks and then after an hour, bounced her to a club in Downtown Seattle called SeaSound.  My friends from high school happened to be there and so I was socially proofed.  Since we had carpooled, I went back to the original parking lot where she had parked her car to drop her off.

She lived with her family and I was visiting my family and I didn’t feel like getting a hotel.  The only place to escalate was in the car.  I had driven my car from California up to Seattle and my car windows were recently tinted that year.  Its probably one of the best investments you can make for your car.  The privacy helps a LOT when it comes to escalating and also prevents people from looking into your car and attempting to find things to steal.

The escalation was great until the ending.  I just couldn’t get it up!  Couple of reasons.

1.  First time buying a new pre-workout supplement called Jack3d.  In the fucking original formula, this thing had a chemical called 1,3-dimethylamylamine.  Essentially it gives you stim dick and it causes impotence for like 6 hours.

2.  It was cold.

3.  The parking lot cleaning truck was driving in circles around my car at 2am and I just realized I had left my headlight on the whole time and I was wondering why they had kept looking my way.

So a combination of chemicals, temperature, and being watched, and nervous, I couldn’t get it up!  I kept telling her, it wasn’t ME!  It was the pre-workout!  So after finally jacking off and getting it up, I got the lay.  The moral of the story is, that it sucks and hopefully none of you guys have to deal with this.

One of my great friends from Seattle and also a wing, got me a gift when he went to Asia.  Apparently he bought this stash of special viagra that comes in a candy tasting gel form.  Its called Kamagra gel.  The very great thing I like about this is how quick the onset is once you take it.  Since its in a candy gel and is in liquid form, you don’t need to find water.  You can literally take it within 5- 10 minutes and you will feel the effects.   Its in a sachet and is the size of a condom wrapper.  You can easily store it in your back pocket.  The full dose is pretty strong so I only eat half or a third of the sachet contents.

I don’t like the regular viagra which can take 40 minutes to work.  That is a long time and you may not be able to predict if you can close or not.  Sometimes you can pull a girl to your place and the signals are still not clear on whether or not you will get last minute resistance.  It sucks having to take it and then the escalation doesn’t happen and you’re left with a bulging boner and elevated heart rate for the next 5 hours.  Because the Kamagra gel takes 5-10 minutes to take effect, you can literally take it in the bathroom right before taking off your pants and it will start kicking in.

In my opinion, the best times to take this is if you have taken substances that are known to affect your performance.  I am not going to elaborate on these as there are a ton of things that will cause this.  The other thing is if you know the pull has a small window and you need to be able to close in a tight time frame in odd or weird locations where anxiety or high pressure can effect your performance.  I am not going to lie, if I were to pull behind a dumpster in a cold winter night, I would probably take this.  Or if you’re pulling some fat ugly chick and you just can’t get it up but you need to close her to get reference experience, you could take it too hahahah.

You can get it online.  Its usually some over seas website and it takes around 2 weeks for shipping and processing.  I just Google “order Kamagra gel”.  Look around, they should go down to only 50 cents per sachet.
Usually the more bulk you buy, the cheaper the per unit cost.

Here is my stash.

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